This is the 2022 Thirty Something Records LP of Orange 9mm's Pretend I'm Human, catalogue number TSR021, issued in Germany by the Berlin label. The deadwax on each side is etched with the catalogue number, the side letter and the words "jams at schnittstelle": TSR 021 A on the first side, TSR 021 B on the second.
A single 180-gram LP, this copy on orange vinyl, in a jacket carrying the new artwork made for the reissue.
The Thirty Something edition is a remaster, and it gave the album its first release on vinyl; for more than twenty years the record had been available only on its original CD pressing. This copy was pressed in 2022, twenty-three years after the album first came out.
Pretend I'm Human was the New York band's third and final album, first released in 1999 and produced by Neil Perry.
Tracklist
Side A
When You Lie
Lifeless
Facelift
Touching Skies
Pretend I'm Human
Side B
Dragons (You Know I Love You)
Innocence
Alien
Tightrope
Day One
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