180g Black Vinyl 2LP in Gatefold Sleeve

This is the Capitol Records US pressing of The Boy Named If, catalog number B003417801. It is two 180-gram black LPs in a gatefold jacket with lyric inner sleeves. The thirteen songs run three or four to a side across four sides, and "Farewell, OK" opens side A.

It is the 32nd studio album credited to Elvis Costello and The Imposters: Steve Nieve on keyboards and piano, Pete Thomas on drums, and Davey Faragher on bass and backing vocals. Costello has said the full title is The Boy Named If (And Other Children's Stories), and that "IF" is a nickname for an imaginary friend, the secret self who takes the blame. Costello produced it with Sebastian Krys, who also mixed it at Big Top Studios in Woodland Hills. Brian Lucey mastered it. The gatefold credits show the players tracking in separate rooms: Costello at Sentry Sound, Nieve in France, and Thomas and Faragher in California. Nicole Atkins sings on "My Most Beautiful Mistake."

"Magnificent Hurt" came out first, as a single on October 27, 2021, and the album followed on January 14, 2022. It reached No. 6 on the UK albums chart, No. 1 in Scotland and No. 34 on Billboard's Top Rock Albums. It holds a Metacritic score of 83 across 14 reviews and was nominated for Best Rock Album at the 65th Grammy Awards.

Tracklist

LP 1, Side A

1. Farewell, OK
2. The Boy Named If
3. Penelope Halfpenny
4. The Difference

LP 1, Side B

1. What If I Can't Give You Anything But Love?
2. Paint The Red Rose Blue
3. Mistook Me For A Friend

LP 2, Side C

1. My Most Beautiful Mistake
2. Magnificent Hurt
3. The Man You Love To Hate

LP 2, Side D

1. The Death Of Magic Thinking
2. Trick Out The Truth
3. Mr. Crescent

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