RSD Essentials #088 Bitchin' Camaro Red Vinyl

This is RSD Essentials No. 088, a red pressing of Big Lizard in My Backyard named after the song "Bitchin' Camaro." The Giving Groove remastered the record in 2025 for its 40th anniversary, and it is the first time the album has been pressed in "Bitchin' Camaro Red." A QR code gives a digital download with bonus mixes of alternate takes, which the label describes as coming "right off the studio floor."

The album first came out in 1985 as the debut by the Philadelphia band, with Rodney Anonymous and Joe Jack Talcum on vocals, Talcum on guitar, Dave Blood on bass and Dean Clean on drums. John Wicks produced it with the band, and Dean Clean designed the cover. No singles were taken from it, yet it was enough to build the band's following, and the opening of "Bitchin' Camaro" was improvised on the spot.

Maximum Rocknroll wrote at the time that "these 20 satire-laced songs are real crack-ups, and backed up by tight playing that incorporates funk, country, and lots of other styles into their punk approach."

Tracklist

Side One

1. Tiny Town
2. Beach Song
3. Plum Dumb
4. Swordfish
5. V.F.W.
6. Rastabilly
7. Serrated Edge
8. Lucky
9. Big Lizard

Side Two

10. Bitchin' Camaro
11. Filet of Sole
12. Spit Sink
13. Violent School
14. Takin' Retards to the Zoo
15. Junkie
16. Right Wing Pigeons
17. Dean's Dream
18. Laundromat Song
19. Nutrition

Complete the Collection

Three Dead Milkmen titles at Evergreen Vinyl, this one included: Quaker City Quiet Pills and Metaphysical Graffiti.

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